Mister 'Manu' Maker

Not quite in the same league as Mister Maker but I'm satisfied with the 4 Christmas cards that I.....ahmm...Tino made. We had limited resources to work with since our arts & crafts box is still stuck in the container.  My idea of sprinkling sugar to depict snow was licked clean off by the boys. Miro's a bit too young for this kind of activity I think. He's more into destroying, so the cards were put together on the move. Meanwhile, the India v England test match was on in the background. Cricket and craft has a nice ring to it and I thoroughly enjoyed the time. So what do I think of Rahul Dravid - the commentator? What little I watched and heard, I thought he's got a nice soothing voice, even if he's delivering the same old cricketing cliches. He's calm, like his batting but honestly, I don't really need to know how Swann's off spinner spun from outside off to middle. It also seems there's a long line of commentators for the series. Amongst them - one of England's greatest (transition) captains ever - the man who was the epitomize of a joyless ton, the king of career saving 40 something scores, the man whose biggest asset was his grit aaaand....grit, the nudgiest of nudgers - PAUL COLLINGWOOD. hmmmm! the most interesting part of this cricketer is his surname and the way he used to chisel an expression of determination on his face before stroking the most unexcitable yet match/career saving of 30s...sometimes 40s. I'm just saying....but that's enough of slagging off English cricketers....for now.

Not quite in the same league as Masterchef but I was satisfied with my attempt at an mostly edible dinner. Blue cheese and rosemary risotto plus pork and beef stew.

thats all i have for today.

A full-on day in the life of Manu

It's not even 8pm and both the boys are asleep. It's a record that even Sachin Tendulkar's wife would struggle to top. You see, Mrs Seth is out for a work dinner and so, I had a full-on day. Here's why I deserve the beer I am drinking. I lie. It's a glass of wine but a beer sounds more masculine. In my defense, wine's cheap here and the Indian in me can't resist a good bargain. I had coffee with 7 Finnish ladies today. In another time in my life, I would have been classified as a player. This was whatever the opposite of a player is. A guy having coffee with a bunch of women who have just dropped off their kids at the Finnish school is uncomfortable. An Indian guy in the same situation is uncomfortable times infinity (not sure if that mathematically possible though). Infact I have been less uncomfortable squeezing out a silent one in a commentary box. The only thing which could have toped this experience is if I had let a silent one go having my café au lait. I had to briefly step out  for that. Don't get me wrong. They are very nice ladies but THIS was one of those situations which I had been dreading from the start. I've never claimed to be the funny one in any group (I'am not even the funny one in the family...that's Tino's crown) but when I have to rely on humour in this kind of gathering, it's a disaster waiting to happen. The disaster happened. It wasn't all doom and gloom though. My next project is to make 6 christmas cards with the boys. I promised myself I'll let Tino be part of it. Only if he reads and follows my brief. There's also the Karjalanpiirakat or rice cake making activity which I plan to be part of. You can stop sniggering now!

After the daal and rice lunch (which I had prepared first thing in the morning while Mrs Seth was putting on her makeup), we, plus the A380 of prams, took the bus to Heidi's office so that she could see them. Being the proactive dad I am, we took a pit stop at the supermarket to gather more supplies. It wasn't really necessary but I thrive on all the cooing and approving nods. If you have watched True Blood, its my 'V'. Anyway, after their dose of Äiti, I took the boys to the playground, brought them home, played with their toys, then played with the kids and made dinner. I didn't have much time so I made sausage, fries and boiled veges. Otherwise, it would have  been...sausage, fries and boiled veges. I thought Tino said the funniest thing once he was done. He said 'Daddy, I'm not hungry anymore'. When I enquired Why since his plate was still half full...he said 'I finished the sausages'. The meat eater in me was proud of him. Meanwhile, the vegetarian in me was happy with Miro. Like a good Indian boy, he was content with rice with plain yogurt. I must have knackered them out, or the more likely case, they were so fed up with the sight of me that they dozed off quite soon.

So that's my day done....now...where's my sewing equipment. I have a button to stitch.

 

 

 

Miro lost his marbles

What do you call those 9 toy cups which fit inside each other? Well, whatever they are, I hate it when one goes missing. I really do! I spend hours...well...not hours but way too much time trying to search for them. It's a really irritating experience. As irritating as watching Sehwag get out at third man, England winning anything, Dexter's sister and chilli sauce which just isn't spicy enough. The number 8 cup has vanished now and it's annoying when you can't finish building that tower! I'm convinced that it's Miro's idea of a cruel joke but he's yet to admit it. Today he lost his marbles....literally...we had to return them when we left Ludotheque! Thereafter he lost the plot. Screamed all the way back home. All my bribing goodies failed today. So I ate them all.

The boys were much happier in the morning though. Being Diwali and all, I had bothered to dress them up properly and together we went to the shopping centre to buy sweets. They had to content with lollipops and kinder eggs since the supermarket had ran out of Ras Malai. I hadn't quite anticipated the kinder eggs to backfire. Miro's surprise was a Mr. Burns figurine which...just stood there. The Diwali bhang must have been freely consumed by almighty because he decided to put a far more exciting toy in Tino's egg. Suffice to say, not just Miro but I also wanted the racing car which even had a little trigger thingy to make it shoot off. There was a lot of crying over the car. Then Miro started screaming for it as well.

Miro really has the 2nd child syndrome. He's so worried about Tino that he just grabs everything on offer with both his little hands. Unfortunately it doesn't work with healthy food. Don't blame him either...a handful of carrot sticks just doesn't have the same appeal as a handful of popcorn.

We were skyping with the Garratts over the weekend and Tino, knowing that his uncle Mark knows the answer to most irrelevant questions, asked him 'why can't we see our own ears?' In typical Mark way, he gave a lengthy scientific reason which I can't explain because I stopped paying attention. I was too busy thinking 'What a Geek!' 

Tino's also into face painting these days. Today, I got out the crayons and asked him what he would like to be. He said 'you be the clown and I'll be the tiger'. I think even he's realized that the roles have reversed in our household because he told me 'Daddy, you go boxing and Äiti can take care of us!'....

Happy Diwali all.

Gandhiji Namaste!

It's finally Friday (unless you read it on saturday) and i wore my favorite trainers....to the supermarket. I was feeling so good about myself that I even splashed on some aftershave. Heidi used to say that I spray on too much. There's no danger of that these days. That kinda summarizes the high point! but seriously, the reason I was feeling...well...so handsome was because Tino said so. It probably doesn't even count like when my mom used to say the very same words. She's not said it for a while now. It's not really a Skype conversation. Tino didnt really have a choice mind you. I was digging for the compliment to be honest and it's easy to manipulate a 3 year old. Women are far better  at it with their partners. But Tino is not always the manipulatee (that's not even a word but I don't care), he's also learning the ropes to be a good manipulator. He said to me 'Daddy, I love you' which was followed by a timely pause perfected only by the greatest of comedians and followed it up with 'because you download new games for me'. Busted! On the topic of the i(diot)Pad (recycle an oldie but a goodie), the other excitement for me today was when I couldn't connect to the iTunes store. If you must know, I solved it by resetting the iPad setting. What a legend! Tino had his new games and all was good...for a little while. There's nothing harder than buying groceries with 2 screaming kids, I tell you! Well...shopping with 3 kids or more is probably tougher but nevertheless it was hell. My laziest trick is to feed them snacks they like (don't judge me!), all of which I keep handy in my man bag. I just can't have a conversation with them while searching for carrots. 'Men can't multitask'  you say....I say....F*%K O$$! I've been really embarrassed to use it so far but finally after over a month here, i said 'Parlez-vous anglais?'....Next time I'll use it outside the house.

Yesterday was a far more interesting day. It was a trip to the United Nations where we saw the gigantic 'Broken Chair', a beefy looking Gandhji and lots of flags. We also went to the parc Botanique, where come lunch time, all the UN employees were seen jogging away. My Spanish daddy friend told me that such a thing is unheard of in his country! the boss would never allow it!....so a Siesta is just fine I guess. Sorry Alberto, if you're reading this...I only thought of it afterwards. Below are pictures of various angles of the chair...just to ensure you know what a 3 legged chair looks like, a statue of Gandhiji and a tree.

A bit cocky of me to say this, but these days I fancy myself as the Indian Louie Louie. The only difference is that I'm not a single dad and he's better looking. Laterz

 

The return of the bully, candy and carousels

That little prick was back at Ludotheque and within 5 minutes pushed Miro again...from behind....the coward! This time I didn't hold back and the idiot's mother was on the received end of my full wrath. Won't get my blog any more hits but I always wanted to use 'wrath' in my scripts. It wasn't just Miro he had a problem with. He was picking on girls as well but seemed to stay clear of the big boys. That's 'Bully 101'! This 2 year old has started early and i wonder how he got this way. I'm sure it was covered in 'Super Nanny' but Alas!...I missed that episode. It can't possibly be hereditary since his mother seemed a touch meek, short of ideas and well...just plain tired. On the other hand, could it be his angry alcoholic papa or too much of the idiot box or i(diot)pad (see what i've done there? iPad = idiotPad! clever huh!) Whatever the reasons, I just might summon my good pal....Kungfu Panda. Inspired by Jimmy Kimmel's halloween candy video which a friend sent to me today (If you haven't' seen it, copy paste this link - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YQpbzQ6gzs), I created a Tino version. If you haven't seen it on my Facebook, copy and paste this link - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yxjUEjagDc

These swiss/french are big on carousels for some reason! There're dozens on them around...of varied designs, shapes and sizes. Quite impressive but like clowns, there's something freakishly scary about these merry-go-rounds. Can't put my finger on it. Could be the much-too-merry tunes or the-much-too-merry-token-giving uncles. Everything's just too pleasantvillisk. Right outta the Twilight Zone! Now play the 'tu-nu-nu-nu' Twilight tune in your head, imagine a carousel in slow motion and a close up of the old uncle!....Isn't it creepy!....Mind you, with that tune anything's creepy....a family picnic, a birth video, puppies, kittens, puppet show...me writing my blog....Anyway, the boys seem to like it. Below's the gold tinted carousel from today.

By the way, Tino said 'Why you say Oh! Shit! yesterday?'. Don't judge me. I have no recollection of it.

Mcdonalds, youtube, google, Barack Obama, I love America, USA, Geneva, expat, fun, happy, coke, pepsi

Manu the puppeteer....I think not!

I have a new dream job. I would like to be a puppeteer when i grow up. There's only one problem. I'm not very good at it. It's not my calling unless it's a show where all the puppets do an Indian accent - the same Indian accent. I doubt there's much demand for that but when we spotted an awesome mini theatre at the Ludotheque today, we got excited! By 'WE' I mean 'ME' of course. Tino and Miro didn't quite share my enthusiasm. I had one of those slow motion moments again that I've mentioned in one of my previous blogs. I swear, I heard some wind chimes. I swear, I saw the puppets dance about merrily. It may be a side affect of quitting my job with ESPN Star Sports...I can't be sure but now you know what all my edits looked like. Anyway, Tino pulled me back from my retarded hallucination and together we went about creating a masterpiece - the best ever witnessed by any toddler in Ludotheque's long history! I exaggerate...I don't know their history and it was far from a masterpiece. The harsh truth was that we had an audience of one, Miro, whose facial expression remained at terrified. He didn't seem to be a fan of the Indian bear and the Indian sheep who suspiciously sounded like a certain Indian Santa! I thought I was on the right track though, when I say a little girl peak into our room but my hopes were quickly dashed. I failed the French mommy test yet again. Honestly, I was appalling. I had zero creativity. I had nothing much to say. Nothing child friendly anyway. I couldn't think beyond the words 'Don't eat me Mister Bear'. The best I came up with was 'Mister Bear, do I get a hug?'....What the hell is that? What sheep would say that to a bear?....Ridiculous! Tino figured this isn't going anywhere and he moved on. I managed to take a snap of him with the Indian Bear. There's also a snap of the Indian Santa from 2011. I hate bullies. Miro has his first experience at the Ludotheque today. A Eastern European child decided to give lil M a full on push! It was a proper shove which made me proper furious but I decided not to vent my temper. His grandma was huge! Her moustache scared and intrigued me. It was her lucky day. I had to attend to my pork and bacon stew. I let it slide and we quietly exited the facility to head back home.

Daddy's little adventure

It was just a matter of time before my initial blogcitement ran out of steam. Still, 5 days straight was a good run last week. On the topic of good run, Geneve Servette are having one of those....so I was told on Saturday night. And who are the 'Geneve Servette', you ask?....hmm...from what i vaguely remember, they are the local ice hockey team who are unbeaten at home this season. They serve a decent brew. They have an eagle who suspiciously looks like a parrot for a mascot. They serve a decent brew. They fought back to register yet another home victory beating Bern 5-2. Did i mentioned they serve a decent brew....Well they DO!! I can vouch for it. I consumed quite a lot of it. The basic point of the sport is to fight and to hit the puck into the goal although it's impossible to tell when that happens. I went with the crowd reaction. Sadly there were no fights. There are also an unusual number of circles on the rink. And they kept staring back at me - hypnotizing me. The nice chaps at Nokia (all Finns and a token Swede) did try to explain me the point of the circles and despite my excessive nodding, I was quite clueless.  Never have I seen such an impressive gathering of Nokia devices on one table and for a change the iPhone was outnumbered. As I had expected, there was some chatter about Nokia's strategic plans during those pre-match burger and beverage intake but I must admit, I went blank. On the topic of blacking out, there was a fair bit of that later on. A few flaming lamborghinis were consumed after the match at a nearby bar to celebrate a birthday which was the final nail in the coffin. A coffin which was delivered home in an overprized taxi. Suffice to say, Mrs Seth was not her chirpy self and it was my first dog house experience in Geneva to go along with my first ice hockey one. I won't be buying a jersey just yet but overall I thoroughly enjoyed Saturday night. It's a myth that Finnish men show no emotions. Mind you, it was ice hockey and there was beer involved. They seem to be partial to both. Susanna, our first guest, said that if I want my blog to appear in more searches, I should put in words that would get more hits. So from now on I plan to randomly drop in a few - Geneva, expat, fun, family, American Idol, Coke, Mcdonalds, Facebook, youtube, yahoo.

Tino's said a few more thought provoking comments. Thankfully these are not toilet related. When his cartoon viewing was abruptly interrupted he said, 'I don't like commercial breaks!'....hmm...He's yet to watch an IPL game...Wonder what he'll think of TIME OUTS?!

When we spotted a few joggers in the park, I explained to him that 'they're exercising to stay fit' hoping that he would say 'Like you, daddy'. Instead his chosen words were...'Why don't you want to stay fit daddy?'

Magnifique Miro

You would think by day 5, i would run out of content but No Sir! Not if I have a couple comedians for offsprings.

Miro's vocabulary is increasing by the day. Today he said 'Me' and 'Cup' for the first time which as i write this blog doesn't sound like much but at the time, I was ready to fill out his application form for the nobel prize. He does though, understand everything i say to him. EVERYTHING. But he finds it hard to express his feelings in words.... Much like Men....so he's on the right track.

Later, as I was cleaning his backside after his daily poo (it was mushy today...like a chocolate bar in your back pocket left there for a week!), Miro snatched the shower head from my hand and went about washing his family jewels. Jewels which he wouldn't even have if it wasn't for me...NO RESPECT! He obviously doesn't think i'm doing a very good job because a bit later on, I clocked him holding a book. On closer inspection I realized it didn't have any pictures. So i knew it wasn't one of my books! As soon as I looked at the cover, I realized that I should send Miro's nobel prize form ASAP....the title of the book was 'UNDERSTANDING THE UNEMPLOYED'. Comedy gold! I just had to take a photo.

But that's not all! Later on, he totters up to me with a flashcard. He pointed at it with a blank look. It was a picture of an ice-cream. Hilarious! The lil fella deserved one. The entire time they were eating it though, Miro had his eyes fixated on Tino's ice-cream. Tino gobbled his up and asked Miro very innocently 'Can I finish yours?'.

Since the boys have had an overdose  of playgrounds we had stayed at home today. Tino does really miss Singapore and all his friends. I miss my friends too....I also miss chicken rice! When i explain to Tino that 'home is where aiti, daddy and Miro are and Geneva is our new home. Singapore is our old home', he goes hysterical. Much like when heidi asks me for a bit of my kebab! Not done!

Tomorrow we have our first guest arriving from FInland. Susanna's coming for the weekend. Should be fun.

I got an invite to watch a game of hockey on Saturday from guess who?....Heidi's colleagues! So my charm really was irresistible....or it could be that they felt sorry for me. I'm going with option one. but me thinks it's a game of ice hockey. The only ice I'm familiar with is in my alcoholic beverage. It shall be an interesting outing. Until next time...

Oah la la and Ludotheques

From Discotheques in my 20's to Ludotheques in my 30's. How times have changed! But seriously these Ludotheques in Geneva are the height of awesomeness. An indoor super playground - toy joy maximum. It even got me excited. As i walked in, i swear, everything became slow motion. I saw closeups of the kids happy faces flash before me. The colors became richer and there was a magical glow like when you see those shots of heaven in the movies. Can't be certain but I think i even heard an orchestral music underlay. Ok...i'm making this up but that's how an exceptional producer would have edited this sequence together. Do you know any....exceptional producers? To top it all, IT"S FREE! Yes, you don't have to pay a penny to use the facilities. Living in Singapore for so long, the only thing free i've had is 'MSG FREE' or in one particular case - 'FREE MSG'. Yes, he didn't seem to charge for the MSG in his wanton noodle. I once produced a live concert with Ludacris performing in Bangalore. Ludacris to Ludotheques - how times have changed!....unnecessary and a totally forced comment, i know, but it sounds good and makes me look mature....so i'm keeping it... Oah La La!...the only way i have always pictured this comment, is in a speech bubble from a man looking at a poster of a hot chick in a bikini....or better yet...a hot chick in a bikini holding a kebab...or even better...a hot chick in a bikini holding a kebab and saying 'Oah la la..stay-at-home-dads are so sexy!' Looking for directions for parc Trembley in our first week, when i heard it from the mouth of a postman, i became flustered...and then flattered! But then i realized the true context of the phrase. Oah la la is the French version of Singapore's very own... Ah Lah Mah! It can be used anywhere in any context. What a let down!!

By the way, Tino calls his stomach aches - 'Pancakes'. What a creative little bugger! I forgot to mention, the other day when we were burying the poor birdy, i had asked Tino to say something nice before we covered it with pretty (i don't like writing or saying the word 'pretty' but just this once) red leaves and sticks. So Tino says...'Happy Birthday'! What a sweetheart. It is a nice thing to say i guess and if you think about it, he was right...it was the bird's birthday for it's next life. DEEP...very deep!

People are friendly here. I don't understand what they're saying to me, but it seems they're genuinely happy to see the kids. Old ladies especially. I often chat to our neighbour downstairs who is a really happy old woman. Luckily she speaks English (otherwise our corridor chats would be ridiculously funny) and today she told me her 10 year old grandson was in tears because the girl he likes hasn't reciprocated his feelings. Later i thought to myself, that's never going to happen to my boys! They won't be doing the crying...they'll be making the girls cry! Something about apples and trees comes to mind....it's a one way conversion so i can say that without any immediate backlash...

Au revoir.

A shave, a kebab, a visit to the people who connect and more toilet humour

I had a shave today. Didn't have to...but....i did anyway. Since i wasn't impressing anyone at the playgrounds, i thought my luck might change at Heidi's office. And guess what? I did make an impression and it was a good one....i think! I had my inhibitions about meeting Heidi's Nokia colleagues. Number crunchers, dealing with millions of dollars, economic wizards etc etc. To be honest, i still can't fully understand what she does. An online dictionary describes Treasury as - a place where Treasure  is kept but i think it's closer to their 2nd explanation - A place where private and public funds are received, kept, managezzzzzzzzz..snore..... That's all Greek to me...or perhaps French is more apt. Anyway, I presumed they would be busy on their scientific calculators, shaking their heads in disapproval while watching Bloomberg TV and discussing the pros of their newest Nokia Lumia devices - the 920 (notice, yet another product placement). What they were infact, were a funny  and welcoming bunch of blokes. Yes, they are mostly men working there. I was enjoying myself so much that i later realized i was actually quite loud. That happens to me! when i get excited or happy, my voice level increases exponentially. I won't exactly be TREASURING the experience (I love puns, me!) but it was certainly fun. And No, i did not see a dart board with an Apple or Samsung logo. I think that was in the meeting room!
I was feeling so good about myself that after a pit stop at the bank where under Heidi's supervision I was finally allowed to have access to OUR JOINT bank account, I decided to treat myself to a mid week kebab. I've been having a weekend Kebab as opposed to eating out everyday in Singapore. Theoretically, it was Heidi's treat really since she's the sole breadwinner in the family and can i add what a fantastic piece of bread it was indeed! The meat was better mind you! I don't know why i think a picture is appropriate here but there's one of my half eaten Kebab at the end, all for your enjoyment. You see, i don't ask for much. For a trophy husband, i'm low maintenance. In my most snobbish of voice - "I'm not one of THOSE house husbands!" A kebab is all i need. That'll do just fine.

Tino seems to be developing a taste for toilet humor. Building on his 'should i wipe it for you' gem, today while having one his many dumps, he says to me 'Look daddy, it's upside down like a monkey!'. Now that's funny on it's own but i think Tino's onto something. Something BIG! He's opened a whole new can worms. An entirely new thought process. Soooo...WHEN....IT'S PEAKING....WHICH SIDE IS UP....WHICH IS DOWN??? I can see some faces recoiling in disgust but it's a valid question. It could be hanging upside down or is it the right side up? Both ends look the same...well..most of the time. Anway...dwell on that dear friends!! Should we call it....food for thought?
Today i was successful in quenching Tino's thirst for knowledge. He asked me how do planes fly? Now, I don't mean to boast....well...I DO REALLY! I DO MEAN TO BOAST! Never understood why people say 'I don't mean to boast' because that's exactly what they're about to do, init!
So i mean to boast when i say - i knew THIS answer. Aerodynamics was one of the few lectures i didn't miss at uni. So I brushed the cobwebs of my engineering side of the brain and gave little Tino a full fledged explanation. In one breadth i told him about low pressure and high pressure areas around the wings creating an upwards force or lift thus making the plane fly. I didn't hold back. If Tino absorbed half that information, he'll go far in life....further than Geneva!!!
Before i forget, I would like to thank you all for the positive response on my blog. It means a lot...the self esteem of a stay-at-home-dad is just a touch higher than a teenage nerd suffering from bad acne. Ironically I was that very same nerd back in school.
I needed a proper hobby, so i started the blog. Doing push-ups at playgrounds can't really be defined as a hobby. That would make me shallow...well...shallower than i already am.
Anyway, it's a nice change from writing about silly 4's and 6's which i did for a very long time. So i needed to keep my writing skills in the fine stage of....BLUNT...it was never sharp...but i don't want it to get rusty either. Razor blunt is what i need. Now if i could only earn some money doing this....hmmm...any takers?
didn't think so.....

What an Idiot!

The Moron So i had missed an 'R' on my self proclaimed 'witty' URL which someone was kind enough to point out on Facebook.

I'm the title of this post.

Anyway, i have more to say on my blog since it was surprisingly an eventful day. here goes...

Thieving a couple of words from the epic series Game of Thrones - Winterfell approaches and the house of Seth is in a state of anxiousness. You would think with a Finn in the family, we would be mentally prepared for the cold but NO! If there's one thing these laplanders are enthusiastic about is excessive clothing on their children during winter. That and dissing the swedes. There's also the obsession with candy and nakedness..even the grannies....for both but I digress! Granted it was a touch nippy on Sunday but Mrs Seth decided to dress up the boys for the Winter Olympics. It was 2 deg and we were only popping downstairs to bury the poor birdy who had crash landed into our window earlier. It has to be said that she wouldn't be tweeting no more! My blog...my jokes...Anyway, just today it took me 45 minutes to layer the boys in clothes just to buy a bottle of  milk! back in Singapore i wouldn't even bother putting on their underwear....I wouldn't bother going to buy milk either...Our helper did the shopping you see.

Tino's an inquisitive little fella. He's going through a 'curiosity' phase now and wants answers for everything. There's a WHY at the end of my answers...all the time.....everytime! It's tricky trying to describe everything in detail especially when i don't know what i'm talking about. I can barely differentiate between a tractor and a digger. I'm sorry but i missed the class about road construction vehicles! Then there are the dinosaurs. He loves them right now and keeps asking where are they. I knew the story but i found it hard to tell it without using the word DIED! Eventually i did use it after the 100th time he grilled me on the subject. Just the other day Heidi read me an article about how we should talk normally to a 3 year old and not 'dumb down' our conversations. I think it was a hint to me. Can't be certain but I think she meant try not to be normal...Don't dumb it down any further!

Now despite what i said in my previous post about being complex, it's really a lie. My big worry is that Tino will soon figure out he's got a moron for a dad. I think that day isn't far since just today he said to me while i was having my morning dump (closing doors are a formality in our house)...."daddy, you want me to wipe for you?". What can you say to that? I answered, "I think I'll manage, TIno."

Tomorrow we sign the contract for our 3 bedroom rental flat in Charmilles. I can't wait to move in and at the risk of sounding like a gay presenter on Discovery Home and Health - "It's a lovely apartment with lots of natural light and the french balcony is just adorable!"...there i've said it!!

below is a picture of the boys utterly overdressed for a sunny day in Geneva. Tino doing a Macgyver!

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Blog Mission

It's been a month here in Geneva. Life as a stay-at-home-daddy has been rewarding, at times frustrating definitely interesting. Never in my life have i walked, cooked or cleaned so much.

We even bought a hefty double pram called 'Mountain Buggy' to lug T&M around to the various parks. And there are plenty of them here. All very unique - no two are alike. Our favorite - Parc Betrand. The most visited - Parc Trembley.

To keep fit, i jog with the buggy (with the boys in it of course. It'll be a bit daft otherwise), do push-ups and pull-ups at the various playgrounds daily. Haven't managed to impress any mommy's yet, mind you! I should start to learn to count in French from 50 onwards. I may make an impression then! In time, once we move to our own rental flat in December, I'll join a Gym called 'Silhouette'. There's also another chain called 'Harmony' here. Ridiculous names, I think but each to their own.

Language is proving to be a bit difficult. I feel like a twat taking the piss whenever i say 'Bonjour' to anyone. Even Tino picked up on it and has asked me 'why I'm saying Bonjour all the time'. That's the only word i can say with any confidence so far. Shameful, i know but i'm terrible with languages. I keep mumbling in bloody Finnish for some odd inexplicable reason whenever anyone talks to me in French. The translator app on my Nokia Lumia 900 (as i write this blog on my Macbook...I'm a complex individual) has been a good buddy of mine. There's an audio function to hear pronunciations which i use lot. It helps when i need some adult interaction during the day!

Through Glocals.com, i've met a few foreign dads at playgrounds. A professional bodybuilder from Bhutan who married a Finnish woman and speaks fluent Hindi was interesting. Another from Spain former accountant and a South African something (he didn't divulge his occupation for some reason). Also registered myself on 4dads.net. Nice website from dads in Geneva and they even have a monthly get-together at a bar. I SHALL NOT MISS THAT!

Anyway, my mission is to be active with this blogging project. Let's see how that goes....Au revoir for now (I used google translator for the spelling)

Here's a picture of the boys enjoying their ice cream and the sun shine. This was a early october of course. The sun's gone now. It was 2 deg today. Brrrrr!

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